Four Musketeers rehearsing the various stages of drunkenness for The World’s End
The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts
me comin’ to steal yo girlyoU CAN FUCKING HAVE HER HOLY SHIT
okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline.
I thought you were lying so I called on skype and it is.
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
“This is the conceptual Dildomaker from designer Francesco Morackini. It’s like a giant pencil sharpener except it shapes things into peens. Definitely not the kind of thing you’re gonna want to carry around in a purse.”
IM LAUGHING SO HARD
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.